A FEW THINGS THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE ...LIKE
WHEN YOU ARE BORED JUST THINK ABOUT A FEW THINGS THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE ...LIKE ;
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1. IF POISON EXPIRES, IS IT MORE POISONOUS OR IS IT NO LONGER POISONOUS?
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2. WHICH LETTER IS SILENT IN THE WORD "SCENT," THE S OR THE C?
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3. DO TWINS EVER REALIZE THAT ONE OF THEM IS UNPLANNED?
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4. WHY IS THE LETTER W, IN ENGLISH, CALLED DOUBLE U? SHOULDN'T IT BE CALLED DOUBLE V?
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5. MAYBE OXYGEN IS SLOWLY KILLING YOU AND IT JUST TAKES 75-100 YEARS TO FULLY WORK.
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6. EVERY TIME YOU CLEAN SOMETHING, YOU JUST MAKE SOMETHING ELSE DIRTY.
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7. THE WORD "SWIMS" UPSIDE-DOWN IS STILL "SWIMS"
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8. 100 YEARS AGO EVERYONE OWNED A HORSE AND ONLY THE RICH HAD CARS. TODAY EVERYONE HAS CARS AND ONLY THE RICH OWN HORSES.
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9. IF YOU REPLACE "W" WITH "T" IN "WHAT, WHERE AND WHEN", YOU GET THE ANSWER TO EACH OF THEM.
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SIX GREAT CONFUSIONS STILL UNRESOLVED 😄😂
1. AT A MOVIE THEATRE, WHICH ARM REST IS YOURS?
2. IF PEOPLE EVOLVE FROM MONKEYS, WHY ARE MONKEYS STILL AROUND?
3. WHY IS THERE A 'D' IN FRIDGE,
BUT NOT IN REFRIGERATOR?
4. WHO KNEW WHAT TIME IT WAS WHEN THE FIRST CLOCK WAS MADE?
AND NOW SIXER ....
VAGARIES OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE! ENJOY!!!😀😀😀
- WONDER WHY THE WORD FUNERAL STARTS WITH FUN?
-WHY ISN'T A FIREMAN CALLED A WATER-MAN?
- HOW COME LIPSTICK DOESN'T DO WHAT IT SAYS?
- IF MONEY DOESN'T GROW ON TREES, HOW COME BANKS HAVE BRANCHES?
- IF A VEGETARIAN EATS VEGETABLES, WHAT DOES A HUMANITARIAN EAT?
- HOW DO YOU GET OFF A NON-STOP FLIGHT?
- WHY ARE GOODS SENT BY SHIP CALLED CARGO AND THOSE SENT BY TRUCK SHIPMENT?
- WHY DO WE PUT CUPS IN THE DISHWASHER AND THE DISHES IN THE CUPBOARD?
- WHY DO DOCTORS 'PRACTICE' MEDICINE? ARE THEY HAVING PRACTICE AT THE COST OF THE PATIENTS?
- WHY IS IT CALLED 'RUSH HOUR' WHEN TRAFFIC MOVES AT ITS SLOWEST THEN?
- HOW COME NOSES RUN AND FEET SMELL?
- WHY DO THEY CALL IT A TV 'SET' WHEN THERE IS ONLY ONE?
- WHAT ARE YOU VACATING WHEN YOU GO ON A VACATION?
WE CAN NEVER FIND THE ANSWERS, CAN WE?
SO JUST ENJOY THE PUN AND FUN OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!!
THANKS TO THE PERSON WHO COMPILED THIS. IT MADE ME TO THINK A LITTLE.
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1. IF POISON EXPIRES, IS IT MORE POISONOUS OR IS IT NO LONGER POISONOUS?
🤔
2. WHICH LETTER IS SILENT IN THE WORD "SCENT," THE S OR THE C?
🤔
3. DO TWINS EVER REALIZE THAT ONE OF THEM IS UNPLANNED?
🤔
4. WHY IS THE LETTER W, IN ENGLISH, CALLED DOUBLE U? SHOULDN'T IT BE CALLED DOUBLE V?
🤔
5. MAYBE OXYGEN IS SLOWLY KILLING YOU AND IT JUST TAKES 75-100 YEARS TO FULLY WORK.
🤔
6. EVERY TIME YOU CLEAN SOMETHING, YOU JUST MAKE SOMETHING ELSE DIRTY.
🤔
7. THE WORD "SWIMS" UPSIDE-DOWN IS STILL "SWIMS"
🤔
8. 100 YEARS AGO EVERYONE OWNED A HORSE AND ONLY THE RICH HAD CARS. TODAY EVERYONE HAS CARS AND ONLY THE RICH OWN HORSES.
🤔
9. IF YOU REPLACE "W" WITH "T" IN "WHAT, WHERE AND WHEN", YOU GET THE ANSWER TO EACH OF THEM.
🤔
SIX GREAT CONFUSIONS STILL UNRESOLVED 😄😂
1. AT A MOVIE THEATRE, WHICH ARM REST IS YOURS?
2. IF PEOPLE EVOLVE FROM MONKEYS, WHY ARE MONKEYS STILL AROUND?
3. WHY IS THERE A 'D' IN FRIDGE,
BUT NOT IN REFRIGERATOR?
4. WHO KNEW WHAT TIME IT WAS WHEN THE FIRST CLOCK WAS MADE?
AND NOW SIXER ....
VAGARIES OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE! ENJOY!!!😀😀😀
- WONDER WHY THE WORD FUNERAL STARTS WITH FUN?
-WHY ISN'T A FIREMAN CALLED A WATER-MAN?
- HOW COME LIPSTICK DOESN'T DO WHAT IT SAYS?
- IF MONEY DOESN'T GROW ON TREES, HOW COME BANKS HAVE BRANCHES?
- IF A VEGETARIAN EATS VEGETABLES, WHAT DOES A HUMANITARIAN EAT?
- HOW DO YOU GET OFF A NON-STOP FLIGHT?
- WHY ARE GOODS SENT BY SHIP CALLED CARGO AND THOSE SENT BY TRUCK SHIPMENT?
- WHY DO WE PUT CUPS IN THE DISHWASHER AND THE DISHES IN THE CUPBOARD?
- WHY DO DOCTORS 'PRACTICE' MEDICINE? ARE THEY HAVING PRACTICE AT THE COST OF THE PATIENTS?
- WHY IS IT CALLED 'RUSH HOUR' WHEN TRAFFIC MOVES AT ITS SLOWEST THEN?
- HOW COME NOSES RUN AND FEET SMELL?
- WHY DO THEY CALL IT A TV 'SET' WHEN THERE IS ONLY ONE?
- WHAT ARE YOU VACATING WHEN YOU GO ON A VACATION?
WE CAN NEVER FIND THE ANSWERS, CAN WE?
SO JUST ENJOY THE PUN AND FUN OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!!
THANKS TO THE PERSON WHO COMPILED THIS. IT MADE ME TO THINK A LITTLE.
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