Jokes in a Riddle

Q.   How do you make Holy Water?

A.   Get regular water and boil the devil out of it.

Q.   Who was the greatest female businessperson in the Bible?

A.   Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. (profit)

Q.  Who is the shortest person in the Bible?

A.   Bildad the Shuhite (shoe-height). Nehimiah (Knee-high-miah) was a close second.

Q.   When was meat first mentioned in the Bible?

A.   When Noah took Ham into the ark.

Q. How long did Cain hate his brother?

A. As long as he was Abel.

Q. At what time of day was Adam created?

A. A little before Eve.

Q. Why did God create man before woman?

A.  Because He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.

Q. Where is the first math homework problem mentioned in the Bible?

A. When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply. –

……Priscillia Ajimuda